All great truths begin as blasphemies

I've been fighting a craft block for weeks now. My brain is exploding with ideas, but I haven't been able to make anything. This morning I took a long hard look around and discovered (I hope) the cause of my problem.
Here's the "sewing" room:

And the "studio":

Now, I don't have these rooms to myself, so not all of this mess is mine. I'm still horrified at the state of these rooms. I guess that means that this weekend will be all cleaning. blah.